Ten rules for dating my teenage daughter

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Still, I want to be fair and open-minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Regarding dating, the boy needed to come over to meet me days before the date.

I didn’t want to be meeting the knucklehead the day of the date.

Put on a Depends, and safely begin hysterical laughter.

In Brucespeak, children are supposed to laugh out loud taking your guidance.

Or maybe you've got a little girl, and are trying to figure out how to prevent her from becoming a teenager.Buy his book for yourself and a copy for all of your friends NOW before they sell out!We all need to laugh and thank God, we have Bruce Cameron to help us out." "8 Simple Rules is not about daughter control, it's about bladder control.Dressing as if no one in their life was speaking any wisdom into their lives. When Brittany was pre-teen, we outlawed “spaghetti strap” type of tops.

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